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OK I M CRAZY BOUT D SOO MANY MESSAGES WE SEND AND RECEIVE SOO HERE ARE A FEW OF THE MANY OF THE MESSAGES I RECEIVED....THEY ARE NOT ALL DAT GREAT....BUT STILL....I M POSTING IN ALL OF DEM......


*wen a black cat falls down...vot does the white one say?
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dun think like an intelligent person, it will only say MEOOWW!!!

*If you find a friend better dan me, go ahead...i wun stop you, but
wen dat person leaves, u luk behind, i'll be der 2say......................
"Marli hooshiyaari? chal aaja wapas!"

*6 FACTS on earth
1.U can't touch all ur teeth, wid ur tongue
2.After reding this all fools will try it
3.Now u smile coz u hav bcum a fool
4.Now u wish to fool ur frens
5.So u forward it to all fools
6.Fact1 is false

*A lil less ego n more understanding
a lil less argument and more concern
a lil less xpectation n more care
keeps relations sweet! hey!!!!!!

*A good plan of 2de is btr dan a gr8 plan of tomorrow,
luk bakward wid satisfaction and forward wid confidence!

*Alibaba aur chaalis chor the, ab alibaba aur 30 chor ho gaye...
poocho kyu?.....................................................................................
recession boss!
10chor ko nikal diya...cost cutting ;)

*NURSE: Mubarak ho aapk ghar beta paida hua hai!
SANTA: wah g wah kya technology hai, biwi hospital mein aur
bacha mera ghar pe paida hua hain :D

*Gile shikwe na dilse laga lena
kabhi maan jana to kabhi mana lena
kal ka kya pata hum ho na ho
jab b moka mile thoda has lena thoda hasa dena! :)

*A bird flying in d air is luck
but a paper plane flying in the air is effort
so dun wory if LUCK doesn support
EFFORTS r urs coz actions spk louder
(Wierd?? huh!?)

*Luv never dies
it remains........
for ever and ever and ever....!
only prtners changes, so keep
luving the latest!

*Luv and friendship r walking in a village
luv falls down in a well
Y??
coz....luv is blind!!! (X-P *phbtttt......*)
Friendship also jumps insaide the well...
Y??
angaat masti (:D)

*Galileo:Great mind
Einstein:Geneous mind
Newton:Extraordinary mind
BillGates:Brilliant mind
you: Never mind!!